We had some “interesting” products in the bakery today. First up was “Happy sumo wrestler crimp bread” which I thought was insanely cute. My coworker couldn’t see the face though and I was disappointed. Usually the middle of crimp bread is a nice swirl, but we got a face today!
Next up were “Human Centipede” cookies, followed by “I’m in the middle of a bout of explosive diarrhea” cookies. They’re supposed to be swimmers diving into a pool, as I highlighted in the bottom pictures. But really… all I can see is people getting sewn together mouth to butt and other people sitting on toilets. They’re for an order and the customer supplied the cookie cutter. O_o